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| Q: If you could have a super power what would it be? |
[Monday July 28, 2008] |
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A: Head Explody!
Ergh, I had to spend half my shift with the genetic reject shift-manager that I hate so much. She embodies all the reasons that I quit gymnastics (except for the lack of time). She's rediculously short, lacks cleavage, and her head is a funny shape. I only poke fun at her appearance because she's given me so many other reasons to dislike her. I won't bore you with the details, but instead sum it up by saying she falls into a majority category that makes me want to inflict grievous bodily pain; people who suck hard at their jobs.
Lizzie came into work today, telling tales of wonderous outside of the Maccas world jobs. I am sorely tempted, lack of transportation, and the need to finish my Certificate II are the only things holding me back. I might even say "fuck you" to the Cert II if I didn't need it's insane amount of points towards my year 12. Maybe when I buy a car, then I could have two jobs again.
Life, we need to talk.
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[Wednesday February 27, 2008] |
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Stupid Motherfucker, MSI |
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HAHAHAHAHA *rolls in Jimmy Urine*
Yeah, it was awesome. Awesomely awesome.
And I didn't lose anything, even my hat. Which considering I didn't take a bag or anything...
I couldn't find you there Beth.
I did find a lot of other Canberrans though. Miller, Blake, his friends, Noak, Alex, some guy I went to CHS with, etc.
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[Tuesday January 29, 2008] |
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Cold, Static-X |
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My only main goal at the moment is to pimp my new computer. When I get it. I better get it.
Stuart Townsend is haunting my brain. In a very sexual way. I'm not complaining ^_^
Six days until attempt two of year eleven begins.
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| Pump Up the Volume |
[Thursday October 18, 2007] |
"I just arrived in this stupid suburb. I have no friends, no money, no car, no licence. And even if I did have a licence all I can do is drive out to some stupid mall. Maybe if I'm lucky play some fucking video games, smoke a joint and get stupid. You see, there's nothing to do anymore. Everything decents been done. All the great themes have been used up. Turned into theme parks. So I don't really find it cheerful to be living in totally exhausted decade where there is nothing to look forward to and no one to look up to."
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[Thursday October 11, 2007] |
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How Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
— Canberra Girls Grammar - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
— Narrabundah College - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one.
— Lyneham High - None. They're all too drunk to notice.
— Daramalan College - None. In a perfect school nothing breaks down. *Cough Shit hole Cough*
— Merici College - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.
— Yass High School - None. That hole looks better in the dark.
— Bruce CIT - Five. One to change the globe and four to discuss its benefits to future vocational training.
— Melrose High - None. No-one would have a clue how to do something requiring so much effort.
— Lake Ginninderra College - Six. One to change it but only after the other five have found an interpreter to translate the English instructions.
— Ginninderra High - Three. That's the entire population of the school.
— ANU - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counter protest.
— Canberra School of Music - Five. One to change the bulb and four others to bitch about how much better *they* would have done it.
— Canberra Boys Grammar - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall even if it means standing in the dark. "If you can't get a girl get a Grammar boy".
— Queanbeyan High - Five. One to change it, and four to go to Go Lo For new booner attire to wear for the occasion.
— St Frances Xavier - Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times.
— Hawker College - Five. One to change the bulb and the other four to bash up the St Frances kid.
— Canberra High - Two. One to change it and one to tell her if her fluoro G-string is hanging out of her white pants in the process.
— Belconnen High - Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the globe and one to install it.
— St Clares College - None. It is too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt such dangerous task.
— St Edmunds College - Five. One to install it, and four to tally the Number of times he says F*** or talks about rugby while he's doing it.
— Karabar High - Five. One to change the bulb and four to complain that a school of their stature was ever built in Queanbeyan.
— Caroline Chisolm - None. Light bulbs are considered an illegal item in prison.
— Cooma High School - None. Everything not welded down had been flogged long ago.
— Dickson College - Fourteen. One to change it, one to throw the old one at the CIT students and six Italians and six Asians to kick the crap out of each other in the meantime.
— Radford College - None. They'd just build a new building rather that change a bulb.
— Marist College - Three. One to put in a formal complaint about the imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.
— Goulburn High - None. Everyone is either suspended or wagging (including the teachers).
— Lake Tuggeranong College - Thirty One. One to change the blub and thirty to paint interpretive murals about it all over Civic.
— Batemans Bay High - Nobody bothered to ask because nobody cares about Batemans Bay.
— Gold creek high - One hundred. One to screw it in, one to start a fight over it, and one to call his ninety-seven cousins to protect him.
and finally...
How many ACT education ministers does it take to change a light bulb? None. He shut all the schools.
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| YARRRR!! INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! |
[Wednesday September 19, 2007] |
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Thanks for the Memories, FOB |
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amanda palmer
abby sciuto
tank girl
cliche, probably. but awesome none the less.
things i still want:
proper makeup from the states
crazy eyelashes
drawn on eyebrows
a corset(!!)
a new camera, which i was promised for LAST christmas (i was so close to getting one last night...DAMN EBAY *screams* I still love ebay though.)
A wig of a crazy colour/a 'V cut' cos it wouldn't work in my natural hair.
OR dread falls. But that is kinda belly up atm, cos me and Chris had a big argument. meh.
The Green eggs & ham shirt i found.
Those purple pants which have ended :(
Red fishnets
new black stockings
sunglasses
to work at maccas (*pokes matt to remind him to talk to managers*)
to teach caban the avril dance from girlfriend, then dress him in drag
new hair
(not to have to work all weekend/at my current job)
(something worthwhile to do)
interviews with Lake G. College & CIT
I found a pretty cool random asian brand on ebay last night, they couldn't spell very well, and some of the typos/names of things were pretty hilarious. Anway, after about two hours I chose these pants:
These are my new "punk whore" pants.
They have really weird sizings, and I have a feeling they might be about 2-3" too short, but I was gonna wear them with my boots anyway, so who cares?!
All of you *flails at flist* don't update enough.
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[Thursday August 02, 2007] |
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Alchemist |
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Felt sick most of the day, so shopping turned into buying a big pair of neon green slippers with big fuck-off sized fake claws coming out the ends to look like raptor feet, from the Funny Shop. Then sat outside Sizzle Bento and ate free subway with Chris and Kas. Then made Chris deep throat the big toe claw. He choked.
Who hasn't seen American History X and wants to watch it with me? I feel like seeing it again, curb-stomping & prison shower sodomy! How could you not?! Did I mention Edward FUCK-ME Norton is in it?!?!?! *spaz* Think Fight Club people, the one who isn't Brad Pitt. Edward Furlong is also good, the *ebil* one from The Craft (Fairuza Balk) plays the nazi GF, and ME as movie side company, where could you possibly go wrong ^_^
Benita - I'm trying to get us backstage tickets to Alchemist, will be drinking beforehand and an after party with the band, music & moshing in between - should be around $30 if we have to pay...
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[Wednesday August 01, 2007] |
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Crashed a Maccas party. Hope I'm never that boring.
Learn to have fun guys.
Got free ice-cream cake. A whole one. (including the first two pieces).
Was Benita's first difficult customer. "Corporate whore" *throws money*
*orders something she didn't know where the button was for*
*complained about oddly shaped cookies*
*loitered*
Walked home.
Lectured by parental.
gHey.
Negativity for the win.
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| My Life as a Leopard Slug ^.^ |
[Tuesday July 10, 2007] |
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No Reason, Sum 41 |
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FACE(11:38 PM): i am now free for talking
Syndrome says (11:38 PM): what were u doing?
FACE(11:38 PM): <.<
FACE(11:38 PM): >.>
FACE(11:38 PM): <.<
FACE(11:38 PM): ...stuff
Syndrome says (11:38 PM): u were batting
FACE(11:39 PM): nuh uh...
FACE(11:39 PM): *blush* if you really must know, i was putting on my leopard print stockings and pretending to be a leopard slug...i munched many things ^^
FACE(11:40 PM): except Bertrude! *hugs plant*
Syndrome says (11:40 PM): lawls
FACE(11:41 PM): i munched my clean socks, and an empty juice carton, and the tv remote...then hid it...and i munched my boots (gently), and lots of things in the crisper...can't wait to see my dads face when he sees the bite marks in five carrots and a lettuce
Syndrome says (11:41 PM): o.0
FACE(11:41 PM): and i munched my brothers hair....
FACE(11:41 PM): made him squeal and try to swat me
FACE(11:42 PM): but i was too fast for him...aka he didn't want to leave the console while i wriggled away
FACE(11:42 PM): triumphantly!
FACE(11:42 PM): and that's my life as a slug ^^
FACE(11:42 PM):short but entertaining
Syndrome says (11:44 PM): o.0 im scared
You may have deduced from this that I have new leopard print stockings. They are sexy.
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[Saturday June 30, 2007] |
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Transformers! |
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Duuuude. Could've done without the American crap, and the semi-romantic subplot, cut out that hour and (insert more explosions?) and you end up with one hell of a fucking good movie. Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Another short blog, I need to go to work again tomorrow, another open til close. Only seven hours this time.
(If anyone has nothing to do can you look up and tell me if the song played over the ending credits of Transformers is by Linkin Park - probably off the new album?)
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[Friday June 29, 2007] |
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I was an hour late to work today because I thought I started at six when really I started at five. Luckily they went too mad because I explained that when they said "can you work next Friday" I thought they meant at the same time, and I've been 10minutes early to every other shift I've had, so I suppose that would've helped.
I had lunch with Chris today, the silly bugger turned up at 9am when I told him meet at 12.30, but what can you do aye? It was nice to hang out with him again, hadn't seen him in a while.
I agreed to fill in for someone tomorrow, meaning I start at 8am (arrr!!) and work until 6. Open and close, 10 hour shift. *headdesk* All in all this weekend I will be earning $220. Yay for incentive.
I'd like to type more that actual matters, but I have 7 hours until I need to get up. So goodnight all, don't be a stranger these holidays.
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| This is the year where hope fails you |
[Thursday June 28, 2007] |
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They really fucked up my classes for next semester. I don't think it's even worth going now.
So I bought a new collar, it was really expensive, but worth it I hope. I'm going in to buy a PVC skirt when I next get paid. Which means I will have to get that second pair of boots sooner rather than later, if I want to wear the skirt out and about. I suppose it's still too cold just at the moment for it anyway.
I need to organise some activities for myself over the coming break.
There's no reason, there's no lesson, no time like the present
Tell me right now, what have you got to lose?
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[Wednesday June 20, 2007] |
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I went in to get a blood test this morning, the pathologist hit a nerve and about a minute after they removed the needle I went into shock. Maybe faster. It was one of the most horrible feelings, and I couldn't see, I could hear, and sorta walk, but my head ached and my vision was absolutely gone. My stomach was the worst bit, it felt like the feeling you get when you're violently ill, in between the first time you throw up, and the second. When you know you're about to be violently sick, but you don't want to throw up because it's going to hurt, and it's not suppressible. My arm still hurts like a bitch.
I really need to go into school to sort out all my absences, I really hope I'm able to get status.
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[Tuesday June 19, 2007] |
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Backstabber, The Dresdens Dolls |
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Today was interesting to say the least. I found out Suddam Hussein was once a high school teacher. Once I went to Lake things started getting more interesting, I went down there and just met up with Sammy (Walls), and Julian so we could go make sandwiches. Jenna and Sammy were on each other and on Matt's lap when I left, when I came back, I found out Matt had made out with Sammy, Jenna and Nicole (not Brian's Nicole) all in the space of about ten minutes. I later heard Matt explaining how he was a slut, like it wasn't obvious. (insert eyeroll)
Matt and Chris got in a massive fight, full abuse in the middle of the Maccas store, so I made them take it outside. Then the rest of us went to watch, even if it meant us standing in the rain. It sounds stupid, to try and encourage, or not to prevent their behaviour, but it's been a long time coming, and it might help things turn out for the better between them. Or with one of them in hospital.
It ended with Matt storming off and locking himself in the Maccas office, and threatening to charge Chris with assault. Although neither Chris or Matt actually hit the other, yet. Besides, they're brothers, and with the outcome of some bloody noses and black eyes if they do get around to fighting, I doubt the police would be particularly interested in their little domestic spat.
After all the drama I wandered off to find something less annoying to occupy my time, and ended up joining in on a Lake G maths class. Who knew I didn't even need to go to their school to go to their classes?
The day ended with me buying a plushie Gerbil from Toys-R-Us and naming it 'Buttplug'. He's very soothing to stroke.
Benita and myself are now talking on friendly terms again :)
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| Mutilation is the Most Sincere form of Flattery |
[Sunday June 17, 2007] |
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I don't feel human. It's not that I feel bad, or I feel good, I just don't seem to feel. I don't understand what happened, and I don't understand what's changed. But something has, and we've yet to find out whether it's for the better or not. It doesn't look too promising, but we'll see.
In more understandable news, I don't like the new Marilyn Manson album, I've listened to it many many times, and it still hasn't grown on me. Heart Shaped Glasses keeps getting stuck in my head though. It's a fairly catchy song. I think for the most part it's the lyrics that are letting me down.
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[Saturday June 16, 2007] |
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I've had a lot of fun recently, my last two weekends have been great, and I had the greatest day yesterday. Start to finish it was fantastic, although I'm a little sore today, it was all worth it. I'm loving the new rainy weather, and I seem to have developed an eternally optimistic feeling. I've really enjoyed hanging out with people again, and it's great that my last two weekends have involved minimum drama and angst.
My birthday has been and gone for another year, I didn't get many presents (my preference), but the ones I did get are all really good. I love my new boots so much, and they've had great feedback (to my face anyway) so far ^^
I should be back at school for all of next week, I'm feeling better all round, and I hope to see most of you there. The only thing left over hanging is a whole bunch of homework I'm now behind on, but I supposed I'm just going to have to make it up somehow.
Hope you all have an awesome weekend, cya round guys :]
EDIT: I GOT A MAGIC BULLET FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
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[Tuesday June 05, 2007] |
comments are screened on my previous entry, so if you want to comment, no one but myself and you will be able to read it.
(The only reason some of Benita's/my comments aren't screened is because she couldn't read them otherwise, everything else is screened).
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| To get across the hate |
[Monday June 04, 2007] |
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I sick of missing you all, while you're all right there. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?
Well it's time for one of my favourite outlets. Basically, ten things I want to say to people but can't or won't for whatever reason.
1. You're a selfish, arrogant arse-hole, and everyone is sick of you. Half the people you call "friends" want to not-so-secretly strangle you to death every time you open your mouth. I'm sick of the things you say about everyone, including me, behind our backs. No one wants to hear it.
2. Get over it or fuck off. If it isn't worth it to you, and you can't see I'm trying to make things work in the way I know how, then go away. I'm not interested in trying anymore.
3. Shut up! I don't want it from them, and I certainly don't want it about them from you.
4. If I ever had a reason to hate you, and there are many, it would be because you cost me one of my closer friends from last year.
5. You're so unnecessary, I know it's really tempting to mouth of about each other sometimes, but I refrain, and it wouldn't kill you to do the same.
6. I miss you so much, I owe you more than any one will ever know, probably including you. I wish I could help you.
7. I liked you better before you changed, but I don't ever want to stop being friends.
8. Thanks guys, really made my day. If you'd all died that day, I couldn't have helped it, I would've been relieved.
9. You're making this so much harder for me.
10. I don't want you to go, but I don't want you to stay here for me. I consider us good friends, but I don't want to get too close to you because I know what happens to everyone that does. I really hope you love your new life, I don't blame you for wanting to go, if I had the same choices you do, I would too.
I wish I did have that choice.
Unfortunately everyone that is for/about won't read it, but it's all there, for better or worse, I probably could've kept going, but it would eventually just make me feel worse. Good luck deciphering.
Fancy Lyrics:
I'm feeling mean today
Not lost, not blown away
Just irritated and quite hated
Self control breaks down
Why's everything so tame?
I Like my life insane
I'm fabricating and debating
Who I'm gonna kick around
[listens to Art Brut's Emily Kane]
..and now 'Bullet with Butterfly Wings' [rubs Billy Corgan's head]. Nothing like skinhead to soothe the soul.
Speaking of souls, and things that will melt said souls, today I saw Jonno, Straschko and Conway all cuddling, and FIGHTING over who got to cuddle, a tiny puppy. It ended up in Strashcko's jacket pocket. So adorable. Like Alex on drugs with George rubbing his head, causing him to make adorable faces/noises.
EDIT: It seems the more aggravated/sick/pissed off/upset that I get, the more colour I tend to wear. Take that negative stereotypes =P
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[Wednesday May 30, 2007] |
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Walking With a Ghost, Tegan and Sara |
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Does anyone else find life lacking passion of late?
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