A: Head Explody!

Ergh, I had to spend half my shift with the genetic reject shift-manager that I hate so much. She embodies all the reasons that I quit gymnastics (except for the lack of time). She's rediculously short, lacks cleavage, and her head is a funny shape. I only poke fun at her appearance because she's given me so many other reasons to dislike her. I won't bore you with the details, but instead sum it up by saying she falls into a majority category that makes me want to inflict grievous bodily pain; people who suck hard at their jobs.

Lizzie came into work today, telling tales of wonderous outside of the Maccas world jobs. I am sorely tempted, lack of transportation, and the need to finish my Certificate II are the only things holding me back. I might even say "fuck you" to the Cert II if I didn't need it's insane amount of points towards my year 12. Maybe when I buy a car, then I could have two jobs again.

Life, we need to talk.

HAHAHAHAHA *rolls in Jimmy Urine*
Yeah, it was awesome. Awesomely awesome.
And I didn't lose anything, even my hat. Which considering I didn't take a bag or anything...
I couldn't find you there Beth.
I did find a lot of other Canberrans though. Miller, Blake, his friends, Noak, Alex, some guy I went to CHS with, etc.

My only main goal at the moment is to pimp my new computer. When I get it. I better get it.
Stuart Townsend is haunting my brain. In a very sexual way. I'm not complaining ^_^
Six days until attempt two of year eleven begins.

How Many Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?


— Canberra Girls Grammar - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

— Narrabundah College - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one.

— Lyneham High - None. They're all too drunk to notice.

— Daramalan College - None. In a perfect school nothing breaks down. *Cough Shit hole Cough*

— Merici College - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.

— Yass High School - None. That hole looks better in the dark.

— Bruce CIT - Five. One to change the globe and four to discuss its benefits to future vocational training.

— Melrose High - None. No-one would have a clue how to do something requiring so much effort.

— Lake Ginninderra College - Six. One to change it but only after the other five have found an interpreter to translate the English instructions.

— Ginninderra High - Three. That's the entire population of the school.

— ANU - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counter protest.

— Canberra School of Music - Five. One to change the bulb and four others to bitch about how much better *they* would have done it.

— Canberra Boys Grammar - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall even if it means standing in the dark. "If you can't get a girl get a Grammar boy".

— Queanbeyan High - Five. One to change it, and four to go to Go Lo For new booner attire to wear for the occasion.

— St Frances Xavier - Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times.

— Hawker College - Five. One to change the bulb and the other four to bash up the St Frances kid.

— Canberra High - Two. One to change it and one to tell her if her fluoro G-string is hanging out of her white pants in the process.

— Belconnen High - Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the globe and one to install it.

— St Clares College - None. It is too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt such dangerous task.

— St Edmunds College - Five. One to install it, and four to tally the Number of times he says F*** or talks about rugby while he's doing it.

— Karabar High - Five. One to change the bulb and four to complain that a school of their stature was ever built in Queanbeyan.

— Caroline Chisolm - None. Light bulbs are considered an illegal item in prison.

— Cooma High School - None. Everything not welded down had been flogged long ago.

— Dickson College - Fourteen. One to change it, one to throw the old one at the CIT students and six Italians and six Asians to kick the crap out of each other in the meantime.

— Radford College - None. They'd just build a new building rather that change a bulb.

— Marist College - Three. One to put in a formal complaint about the imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.

— Goulburn High - None. Everyone is either suspended or wagging (including the teachers).

— Lake Tuggeranong College - Thirty One. One to change the blub and thirty to paint interpretive murals about it all over Civic.

— Batemans Bay High - Nobody bothered to ask because nobody cares about Batemans Bay.

— Gold creek high - One hundred. One to screw it in, one to start a fight over it, and one to call his ninety-seven cousins to protect him.

and finally...

How many ACT education ministers does it take to change a light bulb? None. He shut all the schools.

amanda palmer
abby sciuto
tank girl

cliche, probably. but awesome none the less.

things i still want:
proper makeup from the states
crazy eyelashes
drawn on eyebrows
a corset(!!)
a new camera, which i was promised for LAST christmas (i was so close to getting one last night...DAMN EBAY *screams* I still love ebay though.)
A wig of a crazy colour/a 'V cut' cos it wouldn't work in my natural hair.
OR dread falls. But that is kinda belly up atm, cos me and Chris had a big argument. meh.
The Green eggs & ham shirt i found.
Those purple pants which have ended :(
Red fishnets
new black stockings
sunglasses
to work at maccas (*pokes matt to remind him to talk to managers*)
to teach caban the avril dance from girlfriend, then dress him in drag
new hair

(not to have to work all weekend/at my current job)
(something worthwhile to do)

interviews with Lake G. College & CIT

I found a pretty cool random asian brand on ebay last night, they couldn't spell very well, and some of the typos/names of things were pretty hilarious. Anway, after about two hours I chose these pants:

These are my new "punk whore" pants.
They have really weird sizings, and I have a feeling they might be about 2-3" too short, but I was gonna wear them with my boots anyway, so who cares?!

All of you *flails at flist* don't update enough.

Felt sick most of the day, so shopping turned into buying a big pair of neon green slippers with big fuck-off sized fake claws coming out the ends to look like raptor feet, from the Funny Shop. Then sat outside Sizzle Bento and ate free subway with Chris and Kas. Then made Chris deep throat the big toe claw. He choked.

Who hasn't seen American History X and wants to watch it with me? I feel like seeing it again, curb-stomping & prison shower sodomy! How could you not?! Did I mention Edward FUCK-ME Norton is in it?!?!?! *spaz* Think Fight Club people, the one who isn't Brad Pitt. Edward Furlong is also good, the *ebil* one from The Craft (Fairuza Balk) plays the nazi GF, and ME as movie side company, where could you possibly go wrong ^_^


Benita - I'm trying to get us backstage tickets to Alchemist, will be drinking beforehand and an after party with the band, music & moshing in between - should be around $30 if we have to pay...

Crashed a Maccas party. Hope I'm never that boring.
Learn to have fun guys.
Got free ice-cream cake. A whole one. (including the first two pieces).

Was Benita's first difficult customer. "Corporate whore" *throws money*
*orders something she didn't know where the button was for*
*complained about oddly shaped cookies*
*loitered*

Walked home.

Lectured by parental.

gHey.

Negativity for the win.

FACE(11:38 PM): i am now free for talking
Syndrome says (11:38 PM): what were u doing?
FACE(11:38 PM): <.<
FACE(11:38 PM): >.>
FACE(11:38 PM): <.<
FACE(11:38 PM): ...stuff
Syndrome says (11:38 PM): u were batting
FACE(11:39 PM): nuh uh...
FACE(11:39 PM): *blush* if you really must know, i was putting on my leopard print stockings and pretending to be a leopard slug...i munched many things ^^
FACE(11:40 PM): except Bertrude! *hugs plant*
Syndrome says (11:40 PM): lawls
FACE(11:41 PM): i munched my clean socks, and an empty juice carton, and the tv remote...then hid it...and i munched my boots (gently), and lots of things in the crisper...can't wait to see my dads face when he sees the bite marks in five carrots and a lettuce
Syndrome says (11:41 PM): o.0
FACE(11:41 PM): and i munched my brothers hair....
FACE(11:41 PM): made him squeal and try to swat me
FACE(11:42 PM): but i was too fast for him...aka he didn't want to leave the console while i wriggled away
FACE(11:42 PM): triumphantly!
FACE(11:42 PM): and that's my life as a slug ^^
FACE(11:42 PM):short but entertaining
Syndrome says (11:44 PM): o.0 im scared


You may have deduced from this that I have new leopard print stockings. They are sexy.

Total=$555 and counting.

Someone wake me up in an hour and remind me to go to Jammo Inn.